Nics words of wisdom 1

Hey all, this is part one of my one part series of ‘Nics words of wisdom’

Ok, so today i decided that for lunch i would fry some bacon and make a bacon sandwich, why? Because they’re delicious. So after having fried some bacon i looked around for some bread, the most important sandwich ingredient.. BUT THERE WAS NONE! When i discovered this i was pretty pissed off, i had no idea what to do! My plans had been destroyed and i no longer knew where my life was going!*

But then i saw a packet of tasty tasty waffles which my mum had bought the other day, you can probably see where this is going. Yes you guessed correctly.. i decided to improvise.

Nics word of wisdom: NEVER IMPROVISE!

*Dramatisation

4 Responses to “Nics words of wisdom 1”

  1. that’s a smart word of wisdom =]

  2. You would think bacon and waffles would be nice =/

  3. This is why I adore you =) <3

  4. Superhands Says:

    Haha Awesome ^_^
    Went in a completely different direction at the end to expected.

    This deserves some sortof literary award for a rip-roaring,trilling read.

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